Monday, May 4, 2026

Race Report: 2026 Flying Pig Marathon

On May 3, I ran the Flying Pig Marathon in Cincinnati.  It’s the third time I’ve done this race.  It’s a large well-organized race, but it’s also whimsical.  They really lean into the pig theme.

Friday, May 1

We flew to Cincinnati Friday afternoon.  Our hotel was downtown.  We chose not to rent a car, because parking would have been too expensive.  Instead, we took a taxi from the airport and walked to everything.

After checking in at our hotel, we walked over to the expo.  This race has large expo.  It’s like the Boston Marathon used to be, several years ago.

Besides my race bib and T-shirt, I got a beach towel.  I could have picked up a poster, but I don’t have a place to put it, so I skipped that.  There were also vendors giving away free stuff.

The timing of this trip was unfortunate.  Deb came down with a cold earlier in the week, and she still didn’t have much stamina.  We did a lot of walking around at the expo.  After that, she wasn’t up to walking anywhere for dinner, so we had dinner at the hotel’s restaurant.

Saturday, May 2

When Deb tried to shower, she couldn’t get any hot water.  She called down to the front desk, and they told her she needed to run the water for a long time before it gets hot.  After 30 minutes, the water was still only room temperature.  Before breakfast, we went to the front desk, and they gave us room keys for a different room.

The marathon wasn’t until Sunday, but there were shorter races on Saturday, including a 5K, a 10K, the Flying Piglet races for kids, and the Flying Fur race for dogs.  I didn’t run any of these races, but Deb volunteered at the Flying Piglet events.

The Flying Piglet races were held at Smale Riverfront Park.  I went with Deb to the park, to help her find the volunteer check-in tent and the Flying Piglet area.  Then I went back to the hotel to move all our stuff into our new room.  In this room, I was able to get hot water, but I had to run it for a while.

I went back to the park in time to see the last few Flying Piglet races.  When Deb’s volunteer shift was done, we went to lunch.

Everyone knows my favorite food is pizza, but I’m also a big fan of Cincinnati-style chili.  For lunch, we went to Skyline Chili.  There was a location about three blocks from our hotel.

We spent the afternoon relaxing at the hotel.  Deb was tired after being on her feet all morning, and I didn’t want to spend too much time on my feet before the marathon.

For my pre-race pizza, I went to a place across the street from our hotel that had an asparagus pizza.

Sunday, May 3

I have a consistent pre-race routine, which includes taking a hot bath or shower and doing some stretches.  I got up extra early, knowing I would have to run the water for about 10 minutes before it got hot.

The marathon started at 6:30, near the riverfront.  The start area was about half a mile from our hotel.

The temperature was in the low 30s.  I expected it to warm into the low 50s by the time I finished, but it was going to be cold for the first half of the race.  I dressed much warmer than I normally do.

While I was still in our hotel room, it seemed like I was dressed awfully warm.  When I got outside, I immediately questioned whether I was dressed warm enough.  It was freezing.

I arrived in the start area about 20 minutes before the race.  I saw insanely long port-o-potty lines, but I had used the bathroom just before leaving the hotel, so I didn’t need to go again.

I saw a convenience store that was open, so I ducked inside to get out of the cold.  There were at least a dozen other runners there.  It was nice to get out of the cold, but soon I needed to line up for the race.

When I signed up for this race, I was hoping I could get my second Boston qualifier in Ohio.  The course is hilly, but I’ve qualified here before.  I knew it was possible, but I would need a good race.

I came into this race with a string of poor results.  In March, I had three races where I struggled in the late miles.  In each case, it was hot, and I was pushing an ambitious pace.

In April, my results were even worse.  I ran three marathons in a span of nine days.  I blew up badly in Albuquerque and Newport.  The Boston Marathon was just two days after Newport, and I felt like a train wreck before the race even started.

Obviously, that didn’t give me a lot of confidence going into this race.  It’s possible that all my recent struggles could be blamed on hot conditions and/or insufficient recovery.  Still, I questioned whether a Boston qualifying time was a realistic goal.  The last thing I wanted was to have another race where I went out fast and blew up.

All week, I was worried about catching Deb’s cold, but it seemed like my immune system was fighting it off.  I never had cold symptoms, but there were mornings when I felt weak and/or tired, despite getting plenty of sleep.  That had me questioning whether I was really at full strength for this race.

If this was any other race, I would have started at a conservative pace, so I could finish comfortably.  This wasn’t just any race.  I’m trying to finish my second circuit of Boston qualifiers in every state, and Ohio is one of my remaining five states.  For that reason, I felt like I should at least test the waters.

Everything at this race is pig-themed.  Instead of corrals, they have pig pens.  I was assigned to Pig Pen C.  I thought this one was for runners with estimated finish times between 4:00 and 4:10, but I was mistaken.  That was actually the range of times for Pig Pen D.  I lined up in the middle in the pig pen, thinking I would be surrounded by runners starting at a similar pace.

The time I needed for a Boston qualifier was 4:05.  That’s an average pace of 9:21 per mile.  Ideally, I would’ve started with a pace group, but they didn’t have a 4:05 group.  If I wanted to start with a pace group, my choices were 4:00 or 4:10.

I looked for those pace groups, but I didn’t see them.  The only pace group I saw in Pig Pen C was the 3:45 group.  I later learned that the 4:00 and 4:10 groups both started in Pig Pen D.

In the first mile, I ran at the pace of the runners around me.  I was surprised how quickly we got up to speed.  The start wasn’t as congested as I thought it would be, although there were some choke points before the end of that mile.

Near the end of the first mile, we crossed a bridge over the Ohio River into Kentucky.  The first half of the bridge was uphill, but it wasn’t a big deal.

I didn’t know how fast I was starting until I finished the first mile.  I was a little bit slower than a Boston-qualifying pace, but not too much.  Rather than try to speed up, I kept running with the people around me.  The second mile was faster, most likely because we were already up to our pace, and there wasn’t any congestion.

Right at the beginning of mile three, I turned and started up the ramp to a bridge.  This was the first hill that was big enough to slow me down.  I kept my effort consistent, rather than trying to maintain a consistent pace.

I fully expected that mile to be slower.  I knew there would be bigger hills, so I assumed a Boston-qualifying time wasn’t in the cards.  When I finished that mile, I was surprised to see that I was only about 10 seconds behind schedule for a BQ.

While we were still on the Kentucky side of the river, I saw a runner trip and fall on the pavement.  All the runners close to her immediately stopped to help her up.  I’ve fallen during races so many times that Deb always says she wants to put me in a bubble.  In fact, the last thing she said when I left that morning was, “Bubble!”  That was my reminder to always watch my footing and look for patches of rough or uneven pavement.

Toward the end of mile four, I had to climb a ramp up to the bridge that would take us back across the Ohio River again.  I took this hill the same way as the previous one.  I maintained the same effort, and I accepted that I would be slower.

The mile four sign was right at the top of the ramp.  Surprisingly, I was still within striking distance of a Boston-qualifying pace.  I was only 12 seconds behind schedule.

As we came off that bridge, we entered downtown Cincinnati again.  I started to notice that I was no longer keeping up with the runners around me.  I didn’t think I had slowed down.  When I finished mile five, I saw that I actually sped up.  Apparently, everyone else sped up more coming off the bridge.

We came back into downtown on 3rd Street, but then we turned onto Vine Street.  The first block on Vine Street was uphill.  I had walked up this hill twice on Saturday, so I knew it would slow me down.

Shortly after that, we ran past Fountain Square.  At this point, I was only a block from our hotel.  Had I known the course came this close to where we were staying, I would’ve suggested to Deb that this would be a good place to watch the race.

Through the first five miles, I had been close to a Boston-qualifying pace.  Because of the hill on Vine Street, mile six was about 25 seconds off the pace.  That’s when I knew for sure that I would never make up that time.

The toughest section of the course comes after leaving downtown.  The next two miles were a steady uphill grind.  I didn’t worry at all about my pace here.  I just kept moving at a pace that wouldn’t break me.  I was more than a minute per mile slower now.

Now that I knew I wasn’t going to run a BQ, I focused on my secondary goal, which was to finish the race comfortably.  That proved to be difficult as well.  I’ve really struggled on hills lately, and this long uphill section took a lot out of me, even at a slower pace.

As I finished mile seven, a pace group caught up to me.  It was the 4:00 group.  The only reason I was ahead of them up until now is because they started farther back.

It was still uphill for most of the next mile.  After that, the next two miles were rolling.  My pace wasn’t any faster there.  I needed a couple miles to recover from the long uphill section.

When we were at the highest point on the course, we came out to a spot with a good view looking down across the river.  I was tempted to take a picture, but I didn’t want to take my gloves off.  My hands would get cold instantly.

By mile 10, we had reached a nice long downhill section.  My pace improved here, but I never got back to the pace I started.

I was just past 11 miles when I saw another long hill up ahead.  I remembered seeing this hill on the elevation profile.  Thankfully, it was the last major hill on the course.

Another pace group caught up to me on this hill.  It was the 4:10 group.  Their target pace was pretty close to the pace I was running in the early miles, but they were in a different pig pen, so they started later.

I ran with them briefly.  I was having a nice conversation with the leader of that group, but I couldn’t keep up their pace going up a long hill.  I had to let them go.

When the road turned downhill again, I was able to catch up to the 4:10 group again.  I was right with them when we reached the halfway point.  My time for the first half was roughly 2:10.  The 4:10 group presumably ran the first half in 2:05, so they must have started about five minutes after I did.

Presumably, this group would also run the second half in 2:05.  To stay with them for the rest of the race, I would have to run negative splits by five minutes.  That seemed unlikely.  With effort, I could keep up with them, but that effort wouldn’t be sustainable.

I enjoyed my conversation with the 4:10 pacer, so I kept up with the group for the next three miles.  After that, the pace got too tiring.  I had to let them go and continue at my own pace.

With about 10 miles to go, I reached something called the Bacon Station.  I’m not sure if this was an official aid station or just a large group of well-organized spectators.  They were handing out cups with small pieces of bacon.  In the past, that’s something I would have gone for.  Lately, I’ve been trying to eat healthier, so I skipped the bacon.

At other points along the course, I saw people handing out jelly beans, Girl Scout cookies, pickles, and pretzel sticks.

Now that I was running on my own, my pace was almost a minute per mile slower.  I probably stayed with the 4:10 group too long.  Their pace tired me out.

The second half of the race is the flatter half, but there were still uphill and downhill sections.  They just weren’t steep.  Some miles felt more tiring and others felt easier.

With about seven miles to go, I made a bathroom stop.  I probably could’ve held out until after the race, but I thought the remaining miles would be more comfortable if made a stop now.  I was wrong.  When I resumed running, my legs felt stiff.  It was tough to get back into the same rhythm.

It was much warmer now than it was when I started.  I was dressed for the colder temperatures, so I was worried about getting too warm.  I was grateful when I started to feel a cool breeze.  That kept me from overheating.

There was a place where people were handing out nerf basketballs, and there were a few hoops where you could try to make a basket.  Apparently, I can’t make a basket while running.  I completely misjudged the shot.

In the late miles, I was sometimes running with other runners and carrying on conversations.  Inevitably, those conversations ended when I could no longer keep up the other runners.

One of the nice things this race does is give special bibs people can pin to their backs if they’re running their first marathon.  In the late miles, I saw dozens of runners who were doing their first marathon.

With about four miles to go, I noticed we were following a bend in the river.  Looking to my left, I could see downtown buildings in the distance.  That made the remaining distance more tangible.  I just had to keep making progress around the bend.

I hadn’t been paying much attention to my pace.  When I finished mile 23, I noticed that my pace was now slower than it had been on the long uphill section from six to eight.  I can’t honestly say that I was finishing this race comfortably.  I wasn’t blowing up as badly as I did in my last three races, but the late miles were still tough.

With three miles to go, the breeze got stronger.  Now, I was actually getting cold, despite all the layers I was wearing.

In my previous three races, I had to take walking breaks in the late miles.  I was slowing down, but I was still able to run the whole way.  With a mile to go, there was a small hill.  People in front of me were walking the hill, but I was determined to keep running.  As I reached the top of that last small hill, I could see the downtown buildings in front of me.

With about half a mile to go, we turned a corner and ran closer to the river.  Now, the wind was stronger.  I was colder now than I had been before the race, but I only had a short distance to go.

I crossed the Finish Swine in 4:32:55.  I was disappointed to see that I was slower than 4:30.   I knew I slowed down in the last 10 miles, but I didn’t realize I had slowed down that much.

As usual, they had a two-sided finisher medal.  One side showed the front of a pig, and the other side showed the back.


Finish line food included pizza, and it was nice and hot.  After being cold in the last few miles, it felt good to eat something hot.  We also each received a bag with pre-packaged snack foods.

I had seen two friends at different points during the race.  I bumped into one of them again in the finish area.

When I got back to the hotel, Deb and I ate the rest of the post-race snacks.  That was most of our lunch, but Deb also went out and picked up smoothies.

In keeping with the pig theme, I had a post-race beer at a place called The Blind Pig.  For dinner, we opted for the hotel’s restaurant again.

Monday, May 4

Our flight home wasn’t until late afternoon, so we were able to have a leisurely morning.  Deb still had a cold, and I had tight Achilles tendons, so neither of us felt like doing much walking.

We had to check out by noon, so we left for the airport earlier than we really needed to.  We had lunch at the airport, where there's a Skyline Chili in the food court.


Race statistics:
Distance:  26.2 miles
Time:  4:32:55
Average Pace:  10:25 per mile
First Half:  2:10:01
Second Half:  2:22:54
Marathons/Ultras in 2026:  12
Lifetime Marathons/Ultras:  584

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